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Oh, Noah {NAME OF SENDER OF THE EMAIL BELOW}

I don’t know whether to laugh (hysterically) or cry (with laughter), regardless, if you are perchance reading this post, dear Noah (and you are a real person):

• don’t hold your breath waiting for my response to your email.
• this post is what I think is best, no email or phone call is necessary.
• if this is how you represent your brand via mass “targeted” email…well, the mind boggles on what you’d for my brand.

Hi ,

We'd love to be featured in [ARTICLE/POST/LIST OF TOOLS] [ARTICLE NAME WITH LINK TO IT]. Our [TOOL/PRODUCT/SERVICE] might make a great addition to your page.

We can discuss the conditions of this collaboration via email or phone - whichever works best for you.

Let me know what you think.

[YOUR NAME], [YOUR POSITION] at [COMPANY NAME]